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Title: Black Factions: Man Status
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: NarcissaxLucius (from Bellatrix' POV)
Prompt: 039. Taste
Word Count:522
Rating: R
Author's Note: This Bella is based off the Bella created by my best friend and fellow Malfoy Shipper Jess, the keeper of Severus Snape's never-opened shampoo bottle. Bella's a crazy ho. :D


It’s always been apparent to me how different I am in comparison to my little sister. From the time she was a toddler I noticed that she fancied playing with dolls much more than I had at her age. As a matter of fact, I detested playing with dolls at every age. I much preferred to play outside in the dirt, that is, until Mother found me outside in my dress and diapers.

It isn’t just the little things from our childhood that we differ on, but also things from our adult life. Narcissa just turned seventeen and she is still quite smitten with that Malfoy boy. I can’t say anything negative about her choice of a man with money, but there’s only so far money can cover personality. He’s very prim and proper, like her, but I would have thought that such a little apple of our father’s eye would want a rebel. I’m half torn between thinking that Malfoy is the type that would follow the rules with measuring tape as to never toe the line, or that he is one of those sleazy rich boys that date girls like Cissy just to get her dowry and then her knickers. I doubt his cunning to think him the discrete sleaze, though. But really, why on Earth would a rational woman want to date such a prissy, pretty, and altogether feminine man? Lucius already looks like a woman, acts like a woman, sounds like a woman. Why not just go for an actual woman?

Narcissa swears to me of his dedication to her, but I doubt it all. Cissy has always been quite naïve, refusing to see the blatant faults in people. Lucius Malfoy is a sissy boy who lacks greatly in virility. I don’t think that such a “man” could ever satisfy a woman properly. After all, a woman would likely have bigger equipment than he. Narcissa already has a pussy and she doesn’t need another.

All crudeness set aside, Cissy needs to take a leaf out of my book and find a man to bend to her will like my husband. Rodolphus is a nice guy, yes, but he is a great worshipper of his beloved and lets me do what I want. If I want to bring another man home, that’s okay with the both of us. Narcissa is speaking of staying with this one man for the rest of her life? Get real, sister. What’s life if you can’t sample all the fruits of the earth? Also, Rodolphus is just, in general, a manly man and a wonderful kisser.

I will say, once again, that my sister is a lovely and intelligent girl. She is the top female in her class at Hogwarts and is the Head Girl (with the Head Boy as that horrid boy) with perfect grades and grace, but she’s making a mistake. I don’t know… if he’s what satisfies her, I am more than a little frightened. I guess all I have to say is that it’ll be her sleeping with him one day and not me. To each her own taste, right?